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I remember a long time ago in high school, I took a career assessment test and one of the suggestions it gave me was park ranger. At the time, I thought that the test was stupid for giving me that has an option.
But now, as I sit here in the redwoods waiting to go zip lining, just listening to the birds and the wind (and ignoring the occasional car that passes by and the Mormon kids camp), I think that the test might have been on to something. I think I wouldn’t mind being alone in a tree house keeping an eye on the forest for a couple of months at a time. Think it would be relaxing and help me out in a good way.
Of course, there would have to be a decent internet connection out in the wilderness. No internet would be a deal breaker.
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In Horse years, Tigers are not always as lucky as usual. The Horse truly loves you and approves of your zany energy. But sometimes – only sometimes – misfortune befalls Tigers in Horse years. Don’t Panic. This bad luck is not life-threatening. But it does mean you will have to labor harder under somewhat adverse conditions in order to reach the kinds of summits of success for which you are so famous. I don’t mean to imply that you won’t have enough money or that you or some beloved family member will fall ill and die. But small events will arise as obstacles and may cause you grievances. More specifically, this Horse year can impinge on your natural good health. Here, because luck is not always on tap in Horse years, you will have to work harder to keep fit, avoid sugars and starches to stay thin and double up on the workouts at the gym. If you should happen to be married or in a long-term relationship now, take your loved one on an exciting journey somewhere new and instructive. In Horse years, you will enjoy entering a whole new culture together, bringing back souvenirs, taking photos and maybe even making new friends. The mood will be jolly this year. But the work may prove difficult.
White, Suzanne. “The Terrible Tiger.” The New Chinese Astrology. ed. New York: Thomas Dunne Books, 2008. . Print.
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God, can’t believe it took me 3.5 years for me to finish this. Shows how much my depression has attacked my life and self-worth.
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